How not to tour Mont Blanc
The Tour du Mont Blanc (TMB), a 160km loop hike through Switzerland, Italy and France, is almost too good to be true. Where else can you spend 10 days frolicking along the Alps‘ best valleys, hamlets and passes – interrupted only by the siren call of a daily dose of draft beer, fondue, a warm shower and a pillow? Hard-core hikers laugh at the idea. This is hardly roughing it!
Each year, 10,000 hikers follow the loop around Mont Blanc - Europe’s highest mountain. I joined the masses last year. Hailing from Seattle, I was born with a love for the mountains, and years of hiking in the Pacific Northwest had prepared me well - but I still got a few things wrong. I hope my blunders will make yours a happier tour.
Mistake #1: I overpacked.
Being a prudent hiker, I packed a tent, water filter, cooking stove, matches, sleeping pad and head torch - and never used them. Not even once! On the TMB, you pass a water or food source every five kilometres, and accommodation every 10 km. The standard accommodation comes in the form of refuges: mountain huts that vary in quality, but most often are equipped with plumbing, warm beds and delicious home cooking. While, yes, it’s better to be safe than sorry, I lugged 15 unnecessary kilos around the mountain. But at the same time, it was fun watching the shock on children’s faces as I passed them along the trail. I was a Mont Blanc superhero.
Mistake #2: I went alone.
Since I wasn’t able to convince any of my friends to walk around a mountain with me, I did it alone. Solo travel is a rewarding pursuit – but not in the woods. First of all, it’s dangerous, especially for a 20-something girl. It’s even more dangerous for a 20-something girl who has a terrible sense of direction and poor map-reading skills. Luckily, I wasn’t really alone all that often, as I passed fellow hikers (with, thankfully, better navigational skills) every 15 minutes or so. Plus, being a solo female traveller scored me extra cocoa powder on my cappuccinos and invitations to join in nightly card games.
Mistake #3: I thought I’d come home slimmer.
I assumed that a week and a half spent walking 7 hours a day along a very hilly trail (the total elevation gain is 8500m!) would burn a calorie or two. I optimistically thought I might even tone up a bit. Um, no. Italy enticed me with cappuccinos, spaghetti alla bolognese and pistachio gelato. I couldn’t resist Switzerland’s huge mugs of hot chocolate and omelettes. I shamelessly indulged in France on pain au chocolat, metre-long ham and cheese sandwiches and fondue so good it brought tears to my eyes. Delicious, but no diet strategy.
Mistake #4: I didn’t summit.
No, not on foot! I mean I didn’t take the gondola to the summit of Mont Blanc after finishing the loop. You can take a cable car from France’s Chamonix or Italy’s Courmayeur to see the spectacular views from the top of the mountain you’ve just walked around. I regret not having done this as a reward for having finished the hike – I suppose I must have been too busy eating!
Watch a video of someone who documented their trip to the top:



















